Notes: Thanks so much to
Lisa, my beta, who read a joke I sent to her and
asked me to write this for her. Thank you, Lisa for always
being there.
Warning: m/m Wow, hardly
any bad language. I must be on drugs today.
Summary: What happens when
Jim's Dad knows that something is going on with the guys?
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Subtle Clues
Patt
Jim Ellison's cell phone
rang while he was on his way to the loft.
Answering, Jim said,
"Ellison." Then smiled as he listened to his
father talking.
"Jimmy, do you think
I could come by tomorrow to watch the game with you
and Blair? You know you keep saying I'll be invited over
for dinner,
but you never invite me."
"Dad, you know you'd
be welcome anytime. I've been busy all week long,
but we'd love to have you over. Why don't you come by around
1:00?
That way we have time to
visit before the game starts. Sound good to
you?"
In the back of Jim's mind,
he wondered why his father would want to come
over so badly all of a sudden. But Jim didn't want to kick
a gift horse
in the mouth, and decided to go with it.
When he pulled into the
parking space at the loft, he turned the truck
off and looked up to see if he could see Blair, and sure
enough, he was
on the balcony, smiling down at Jim. The long day that
seemed to never
end just got shorter. Jim found himself smiling. Getting
into the
elevator, he wondered if Blair knew just how much Jim relied
on him to
change his moods. /I'm sure he does, he's lived with me for
four years.
/
As he let himself into the
loft, Blair called out, "Hey Jim."
Smiling back at him, Jim
said, "Chief, how do you feel about having my
dad over for dinner tomorrow?"
"Cool, that would be
great, Jim. I like your dad. And then he could
watch the game with us, right?"
"That was his
thinking, Chief. I was hoping you wouldn't mind. But I
needed to talk to you about it. What should we have for
dinner?"
"Tongue?" As Blair said this he stuck his tongue out at Jim and
laughed.
"Very
funny, smart ass. I'm serious,
what should I pick up at the
store. I need to plan. My dad never comes over. What's up
with that?"
"Settle down, Jim. He
probably wants to spend some time with his son.
He seems like a nice
guy."
Laughing, Jim said,
"Yeah, his son is a nice guy."
"Now who's the smart
ass?" Blair asked, laughing along with Jim. "And
yes, Steven is a nice guy."
"Okay, enough of the
smart ass routine, Chief. We've established that
we're both smart asses. Now, what do I make for dinner? Or
could you
be persuaded into making something?"
"Yeah, I'll make my
meatloaf for you. I know how much you love that.
Your dad will like it too,
I'm sure. And I have all of the ingredients
here."
"Thanks, Chief.
You're the best friend a guy could ever ask for."
Blair watched Jim for a
few minutes and noticed how tired he seemed, and
finally asked, "Jim, are you okay? What's wrong?"
"Chief, I'm okay.
Don't worry. I'm just tired. This day was one of
those that you just wish you could start over. I'm so
tired. I'm
heading up to bed now. See you in the morning. Thanks again
for the
dinner for my dad."
"No problem, tough
guy. Sleep well, I'll see you in the morning."
Blair watched Jim as he
walked up the stairs and knew that something was
up but wasn't going to push Jim into opening up to him.
Jim had to do
that on his own.
Blair was really quiet in
the morning while he started the potatoes.
Then he made up two large
meatloaves and homemade gravy. He didn't want
to wake Jim up; he'd been so tired the last few days.
Blair wanted him
to get all the rest he could. /Can't have a grouchy
sentinel, when the
sentinel's dad is due to come and visit. /
Jim glanced at Blair as he
walked down the stairs and said, "Why didn't
you wake me up?"
"You were tired, Jim.
I figured I'd get things ready and let you
sleep. This is the first day you've slept in for
ages."
Grumbling, Jim went back
upstairs and got his clothes and went down to
take his shower. His dad would be here in about an hour.
/What the
hell was Blair thinking letting me sleep this late? Oh
now, I'm
thinking that Blair is my alarm clock? /
Once his shower was done,
he stepped out of the bathroom feeling like a
new man. Looking like one, too.
Jim walked over to the
door and opened it and said, "Dad, you're early.
Come on in."
"Hi Jimmy, I was in
the neighborhood and thought, what the hell? Do you
mind?"
Blair smiled, walked over
and grabbed William's hand before Jim had a
chance to even answer. While shaking his hand, Blair said,
"It's good
to see you, Mr. Ellison."
"It's great to see
you again, Blair. How are you doing? And please call
me William."
"Thanks, William, I'm
great. I'm so glad you're able to have dinner
with us and watch the game."
Jim leaned into Blair and
whispered, "You kiss ass really well,
Sandburg."
Blair smacked Jim as he
walked by, William watched this interplay and
wondered if there were more to these two than he thought.
William
watched Jim smiling at Blair and thought he'd never seen his
son look so
happy. But if this was the case, why didn't Jim tell him
about them?
Blair went into the
kitchen to set the table and Jim automatically
followed and started helping. They seemed to have the step
down pat and
they were really good at this kitchen routine. William
smiled as he
watched them. His son looked over at him and stopped smiling.
"Dad, would you like
a beer, or some wine with dinner?"
Getting up, William walked
to the table and said, "I think I can get my
own, Jimmy. Don't worry."
"Don't be silly,
William, you're our guest. Please sit down at the
table and we'll have dinner on in a few minutes."
Jim just stood looking at
his dad. He knew what his dad was thinking
and was waiting for the shit to hit the fan. Jim was so
tired of the
same boring questions. But his dad sat down with his beer
and didn't
ask a thing.
Jim sat down next to his
dad, and said, "Dad, it's not what you think. I
saw that look on your face. I saw the shock."
"I don't care, Jimmy.
This is your life."
"Dad, Blair and I are
just roommates."
Blair walked over to the
table carrying part of the dinner and said,
"Jim, you want to
help me here or do you want your dad to carry his own
dinner to the table?"
Laughing, Jim got up and
started helping Blair get everything on the
table. It looked delicious. The meatloaf was perfect, not
too dry,
really moist, the way both of the men liked it. The mashed
potatoes
were lump free. Blair made the best that Jim had ever
tasted. And the
gravy was to die for. They all sat fairly quietly and had
dinner. Jim
knew full well that he'd have to have a talk with his dad
soon; he'd set
things straight.
Once dinner was done,
William offered to help Blair do the dishes.
Blair was pleased to have
him help him in the kitchen. Jim sat down in
the living room trying to figure out what his dad was up
to. It was
freaking the sentinel out.
The game started and Blair
brought the dessert into the living room and
set the tray on the coffee table, and handed them out.
William said,
"Blair, what is this?
Homemade cheesecake?"
"Jim told me that you
liked it, William. I hope this is as good as what
you're used to."
As William bit into the
first bite, he said, "Blair, this is delicious.
Perfect and just exactly
like the New York Cheesecake I'm used to."
"Glad to hear it,
William. Jim, do you like it?"
Jim continued to look at
both men as if they were insane. "Yes, Chief,
it's great. Thanks."
They watched the game
talking amongst each other and enjoying each
other's company. The game was a really close one, which made
it all the
more exciting. A few times Blair jumped off the couch and
screamed out
obscenities against the other team, which made William laugh out
loud.
Finally, as the day wore
on, Jim started relaxing.
Once the game was over,
William got up to leave. Jim and Blair walked
him to the door. Blair shook hands with him before he
left and said
goodnight.
Jim walked his dad
downstairs and said, "Dad, thanks for coming. This
was a great day. I had a good time. So did Blair."
"Thank you for having
me, Jimmy. I had a great time, too."
As his dad drove off Jim
felt certain that his dad had believed him
about him and Blair. Thankfully, he hadn't had to answer a
bunch of
embarrassing questions.
As Jim walked into the loft,
Blair practically jumped on top of Jim.
"Man,
that was killing me. I wanted to kiss you so bad. How do you
think it went, Jim?"
Jim kissed him as he
smiled and said, "He had a great time, Chief. Not
to worry."
"Jim, I still don't
know why we can't tell him, I think he'd be okay
with it. I really do."
"Well, Chief, he's not your dad is he?"
Blair got a really pained
expression on his face as he went into the
bathroom to get ready for bed. Jim knew he'd screwed up. /So
what else
is new, Ellison? /
When Blair came walking
out of the bathroom, Jim caught his arm and
pulled him into his own arms. Holding him close, he kissed
him tenderly
and said, "Chief, I'm sorry. I want to show you how
much I love you,
right now."
They both made their way
upstairs and Blair said, "Did you say that I
was a good ass kisser, earlier? Well, you have no
idea."
And Blair went down on
Jim, then spread Jim's legs apart and started
licking him all over. When he got to his hole, Jim was almost
jumping
off the bed with wanting.
"Chief, fuck me, fuck
me soon. Fuck me now."
"When
I'm good and ready, hot shot."
Smiling, he flipped Jim
over and spread his ass cheeks apart and started
licking. Jim was howling by this time, not even trying to be
quiet any
longer. Just as quickly, Blair started tongue fucking Jim as
if there
was no tomorrow. And Jim found himself wishing there
wasn't going to be
any tomorrow. /I could die a happy man, now. /
"Chief, I'm going to come, I don't want to come alone. Please fuck me."
Blair turned Jim over and
got Jim ready, entering him in one swift
move. Jim gasped out but only for a moment. After that it
was pure
heaven.
"Harder
Chief."
Blair pounded him over and
over again until he could tell Jim was almost
ready to come and Blair said, "Come for me now."
Jim howled as he screamed
Blair's name and then came all over them
both. Blair followed soon after.
Sleep came easily to both
men that night. Only after they both said, "I
love you."
One week later, Blair
called Jim into the kitchen and said, "I don't
know how to say this, but my Mom's gravy ladle is missing.
It's been
missing since the night your dad came for dinner."
"Chief, you think my
dad needed your gravy ladle?" Jim couldn't help
it, he started laughing his head off, but he promised
he'd help Blair
find it.
Both men tore the kitchen
apart and decided that maybe William had put
it in his jacket by accident or something. "Jim,
email him, and ask if
he remembers seeing it. Okay?"
Jim went to the computer,
and even though he was embarrassed, he knew
that his dad had done something with the ladle. So he
wrote the email:
"Dear Dad: I'm not
saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house,
and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But
the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.
Love, Jim"
About an hour later,
Blair's laptop told them they had email. Jim saw
that it was from his dad:
"Dear Jim: I'm not
saying that you 'do' sleep with Blair, and I'm not
saying that you 'do not' sleep with Blair. But the fact
remains that if
he were sleeping in his own bed, he'd have found the
ladle by now.
Love, Dad"
Blair was reading over
Jim's shoulder and started laughing his ass off.
"Oh yeah, Jim, we
have him fooled. He'd never understand. Yeah,
right."
"Shut up, Chief. What
do you suppose gave us away?"
"Subtle clues, man,
subtle clues."
He reached up and pulled
Jim down for a kiss, then said, "Race you
upstairs, big man."
"I'm there."
Over at William Ellison's
house, he was telling Sally all about this and
the two of them were laughing like mad. Yes, his son
thought he was so
clever, but he should have known better than to think he
could mess with
his dad.